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Saturday, July 30, 2016

YAPEIM - JLO DAN PARIS DAH SUNAT


Berita terhangat. 

Tok Budin dah potong kote JLo.  

Pisau blade dah hiris ujung kelentit Paris.



Sah masuk Islam ko?

Atau menyolam jo?

Kalau sah mentori kono poui Paris copek.

Nak nikahkan mereka.

Kena adakan kursus kahwin dulu.

JLo tanggung semua termasuk anak bini.

(Kan jimat duit kerajaan!)

Naik jet bombardier. 

Ujang nak main golf?

Kono belanjo sondiri.

Friday, July 29, 2016

YAPEIM - FUCKING IN PARIS


The golfing in New York and Paris was incidental. Was it? No wonder their budget runs into billions. The fuckeda minister is long long overdue  to resign.

The love is in Paris.

(rujuk Tukar Tiub)

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JAWI: Kursus perkahwinan Yapeim di Paris jimatkan kos - Malaysiakini

https://www.malaysiakini.com/news/320438

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Nov 20, 2015 - Kursus perkahwinan yang dijalankan oleh Yayasan Pembangunan Ekonomi Islam Malaysia (Yapeim) di Paris, Perancis adalah bagi ...

Wang Yapeim diguna untuk kursus perkahwinan di Paris - Malaysiakini

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Nov 16, 2015 - 'Wang Yapeim diguna untuk kursus perkahwinan di Paris' ... Akmal Nasir, kertas kerja kursus perkahwinan juga diluluskan oleh Yapeim.

Kursus kahwin beribu ringgit di Paris? Untuk tangani LGBT, kata ...

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Nov 18, 2015 - KUALA LUMPUR, 18 Nov ― Dua kursus kahwin di Paris yang dianjurkan sebuah yayasan Islam merupakan sebahagian daripada usaha ...

NOW dakwa Yapeim anjur kursus kahwin di Paris belanja RM290,000

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Salah guna wang Yapeim: Mahkamah batal saman fitnah Jamil Khir

 | July 28, 2016
Jamil Khir menyaman NOW kerana dituduh menggunakan dana Yapeim bermain golf dan lawatan ke pusat beli-belah di luar negara.
KUALA LUMPUR: Mahkamah Tinggi hari ini membenarkan permohonan Pengarah National Oversight and Whistleblowers (NOW) Akmal Nasir untuk membatalkan saman fitnah difailkan Menteri di Jabatan Perdana Menteri (JPM), Tuan Haji Jamil Khir Baharom.
Hakim Nor Bee Ariffin membuat keputusan itu dalam kamarnya atas alasan saman yang difailkan Jamil Khir adalah atas kapasitinya sebagai menteri dan bukan peribadi.
Peguam Razlan Hadri Zulkefli yang mewakili Akmal memberitahu media bahawa Nor Bee memerintahkan Jamil Khir untuk membayar kos sebanyak RM3,000 kepada Akmal.

TOK AJI KHIR
BILA NAK BUAT
KURSUS KAWIN
DI PARIS LAGI
MANA DAFTAR
NAMA - KALAU
JANDA PERLU
KURSUS TAK?
SAJE TANYA
DAH LAMA
TAK KENA 
HAMPIR LUPA
KAH KAH KAH

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

SHARIZAT'S STUD FARM


Italy's Chianina beef cow, which may weigh 2 tons and stand 6.5 feet at the shoulder is being crossbred with traditional American beef-cattle breeds.


The true British horse - the Shire horse - which carried the heavily armoured knights. It was probably descended from the early British horse and the horse introduced by the Roman troops.

The mother of all studs.

Sunday, July 24, 2016

BASTILLE DAY TO THE FRENCH


Bastille Day, July 14 is a significant event for the French to mark the fall of Bastille in 1789 at the beginning of the French Revolution.









Napoleon took power after 10 years of upheavals and ended the Revolution.

 

Friday, July 22, 2016

EAT THE CHEST NUTS TENDER NAJIB


The hour glass is on. Your time is running out Najib. Cash may buy you time. But it is cash that bring you down to the gutters. So, what is the use of cash? To declare cash king is like ultra-addiction to a demigod to buy his way through.


You misjudged the power of the Yankee doodle doo(ing) your arse. They will sock it to you slowly but surely. They have the courtesy to call you not by name but MO1. You know why? 

It is the art of being WP1 (World Power 1) to put it in international lingo. Subtle. Consider if they name it by name, then Malaysia is the 52nd state. 

They know the mores of the East (Asia-Oceania) not to be blunt and brunt. Obama spent his early life in Indonesia and later Hawaii. 

We hide behind words even though it is the obvious. "I didn't take a single sen of the billions deposited into may account", Najib insisted.

The way the US work is to let the foot soldiers (FBI, CIA, DOJ ...) do a thorough job then let fly warnings to  see how Najib and crooks react. A true leader will resign. The Japanese way is harakiri.

If Najib resists they will let Malaysia go corrupt and bankcrupt. After that it will easy  to come in and buy the country. Bloodless.    

If we want war they will bring us to the brink, to the stone age. It will be very easy. A bunker-buster bomb will smash Putrajaya to smitherens. We are but ants to them.

Apparently we cannot govern our country. Aren't we ashamed to let the gringos help clean our dirty linen - 1MDB and corruption?

About tender chest nuts. Najib prefer them at Port Dickson if not from Kolopelah. Anwar from China. 

Of course, Chinese chestnuts are the best. You find them in Penang and other places. Najib should try them while there's still time in the hour glass.



Thursday, July 21, 2016

1MDB CORRUPTION - MEGA KLEPTOCRACY SEIZURE

(adapted from M. Musa Bakri)
  
1MDB was created in 2009 to initiate economic development through international partnership and foreign direct investment with the ultimate goal of improving the well-being of the Malaysian people. Unfortunately and tragically, a number of corrupt officials treated this public trust as a personal bank account. Our complaint alleges that from 2001 to 2015 these officials and associates conspired to misappropriate and launder billions of dollars from 1MDB. They laundered their funds through opaque actions in bank accounts in countries around the world including Switzerland, Singapore and the United States. The funds were then used to purchase a range of assets for the conspirators and their relatives and associates including high-end real estate in New York and Los Angeles and art works by Monet and a Bombardier Jet aircraft.

A complex web of transactions these co-conspirators used to launder billions of dollars they stole from the people of Malaysia. In 2012 through which 1MDB raised some of the money siphoned off by the corrupt officials and their associates. The stated purpose of the bond offerings was to allow 1MDB to raise money to invest in various energy assets of the Malaysian Government and people. Almost immediately after receiving the proceeds of the two bond issues, roughly 40 percent of the money that was raised, which was about $1.7B, was transferred out of 1MDB account and into Swiss bank account that was in the name of a shell corporation incorporated in the British Virgin Islands. The complain alleges that the name of that shell company was chosen because it sounded like the name of a legitimate company that was involved in the bond offering but in fact the Swiss bank account was controlled by corrupt officials and associates.

From Switzerland the corrupt officials transferred money using a series of transactions involving more shell companies and bank accounts located all over the globe. Eventually more than $223M of that money found its way in the account of shell companies whose beneficial owner was a close relative of a senior 1MDB official and that individual used the the money to buy luxury real estate in the US and other assets and also used the money to fund a motion picture company called Red Granite who in turn used more than $100M of that money to finance the award-winning 2013 film “The Wolf of Wall Street.” Of course neither 1MDB nor the Malaysian people saw a penny of profit from that film or the other assets purchased with funds siphoned from 1MDB. Instead that money went to relatives and associates of the corrupt officials of 1MDB and others.

In early 2013 in connection with a third bond offering arranged by Goldman Sachs International. In this offering, 1MDB raised approximately $3 billion purportedly to form a joint venture with an entity from Au Dhabi to promote growth   Instead the officials misappropriated a significant amount of the funds raised. In fact only days after the initial bond sale, approximately $1.26 billion was diverted for the benefit of individuals associated with 1MDB. Approximately $137 million of the pilfered money was spent to purchase works of art, including a $34 million work by Claude Monet. It was not to the benefit of the population of Malaysia but to enhance the luxury and lavish lifestyles of those stealing money from 1MDB. Funds diverted from the third bond offering were also traced to the purchase of an interest in the Park Lane Hotel in New York.  The laundering of the proceeds continued throughout 2013 with an additional $106 million used to purchase an interest in EMI Music Publishing.

Not long after 1MDB was established in 2009 corrupt officials at 1MDB and their associates began a sophisticated scheme to enrich themselves. In the first two years of their existence, almost $1billion was transferred out of 1MDB to bank accounts in shell corporations that were controlled by associates of corrupt 1MDB officials. The funds were stolen under the pretense of having 1MDB invest in an oil exploration joint venture with a foreign partner. On paper, the $1billion was to be 1MDB’s in what purported to be national resource rights. But this wasn’t a legitimate investment for 1MDB or the Malaysian people. Instead, the funds transferred to the shell companies were used for the personal enrichment of the corrupt officials and their associates. They used the money to pay gambling debts at Las Vegas casinos, they rented luxury yachts, they hired an interior decorator in London and spent millions on properties some of which is subject to this seizure and forfeitures. Among them was a jet purchased at the price of $35 million.

EMI is the world’s third largest music publishing company by revenue, and the company has the rights to publish approximately 2.3 million musical compositions including a number of top hits from Grammy award-winning artists. Since the conspirators purchased them in EMI, it was they and not the citizens of Malaysia who earn money every time those songs were performed publicly, recorded, or downloaded. In seeking to seize these forfeited items the Department of Justice is sending a message that we will not allow the United States to become a playground for the corrupt and that we will not allow it to be a platform for money laundering or a place to hide and invest in stolen riches.


Corruption threatened good governance, sustainability development and the democratic process and fair business practices. Corruption erodes trust in government and private institutions alike and undermines confidence and fairness of open markets, and it breeds contempt for the rule of law.

Corruption unfortunately, will never be eradicated because quite frankly, greed never goes away. We have to do what we can to stop it, to ensure the legitimacy of public officials and to create a level playing field for all.

 Assets do not become corrupt by themselves; individuals through their corrupt acts created those assets.

The Kleptocracy Asset Recovery Initiative which was established by AG Eric Holder in 2010 to forfeit the proceeds of foreign official corruption and where possible to use the recovered assets to benefit the people harmed. This case and the kleptocracy initiative as a whole should serve as a sign of our firm commitment to fighting international corruption. And it should also send a signal that the Department of Justice is determined to prevent the American financial system to be used as a conduit for corruption.

When corrupt officials bring their ill-gotten gains to the US, they also bring with them their corrupt practices and disregard for the rule of law. And that presents a threat to our economy, impacts trade and investment, fuels the growth of criminal enterprises, and undermines our democratic processes.

The Department of Justice has filed a civil complaint seeking to forfeit and recover more than [US]$1 billion in assets associated with an international conspiracy to launder funds stolen from 1MDB. This $1B in assets are just a portion of the more than $3B that was stolen from 1MDB and laundered to American institutions in violation of US law.

This is a civil complaint against the assets that were acquired from alleged corrupt acts perpetrated on 1MDB. Those assets are now legally tied up. There could be two possible responses. At one extreme the owners of those assets would choose not to challenge the complaint at which point those assets become US Government property and will be auctioned off. The US Government would recoup its costs and the people of Malaysia would be entitled to claim the leftover. The other would be for their owners to challenge the order. That would incur substantial legal fees as the filings are in many courts.

Attorney General Loretta Lynch is a seasoned professional prosecutor with a Harvard law degree while her Malaysian counterpart is a failed UMNO operative with a legal qualification from an obscure British Inn of Courts.


The Malaysian people were defrauded on an enormous scale. Its schemes whose tentacles reached around the world. This case is beyond any single agency’s ability to effectively investigate.

Stable, healthy democracies around the world are the cornerstone of global security.

No one is above or beyond the law.

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

THE FIRST IGP COMPARED TO KHALID



Heard there's a gun-running racket in Nilai or somewhere that Khalid should investigate. It could be a potential source of weapons to IS!

Saturday, July 16, 2016

IS - BRING THEM ON (IGP)!



Come what may we are ready for IS IGP said. Bring them on!

We have the RM2.6 cash  to fight against IS according to Najib initially. 















 But where's the billions now?













The security and defence machinery down to Rela are on the alert.

As for the 1 million Banglas that Zahid wants to bring in (imagine his cash flow!) which Najib vetoed at the last minute are supposed to be screened naked against IS elements at Immigration check points.


Don't brag and talk rubbish. The rakyat just want the country back!

SIAPA IBRAHIM ALI?


"Perpaduan tenaga Melayu dan Islam parti-parti pembangkang di bawah Pakatan Pembangkang Baharu yang bakal  diketuai oleh Mantan Perdana Menteri Tun Dr. Mahathir yang akan menubuhkan parti barunya akan membersihkan Mahathir dari prasangka buruk bersekongkol dengan DAP.

UMNO  telah mengexploitasi sepenuhnya isu ini untuk memanaskan kemarahan orang Melayu terhadap Tun dan melumpuhkan perjuangannya untuk menggulingkan Najib.

Kenyataan Presiden PERKASA  Datuk Ibrahim Ali untuk kembali ke dalam politik berikutan dengan langkah penubuhan parti baru Tun Mahathir itu memberikan sokongan moral yang sangat besar kepada  Tun walaupun Ibrahim  tidak mengisytiharkan akan bersama dalam parti baharu itu..."  Zamkata




Friday, July 8, 2016

TATTOOING ROSMAH


Sarawak has many body piercing or tattooing experts among the ethnic people. Ask Adenan Satem for details.


A tattooing or body piercing expert like the one indicated below (in Perth) would love to do a wonderful job on Rosmah to complement her hairdo, anatomy and geographical contours - deltas, valleys, ridges, cliffs, abyss ...
 

Of Rosmah, she has ample body surface to tattoo.
   Oh, what buttocks she has
   What bosoms she has
   What girth she has

   What hump
   What bump
   What tongue
   
   Her hips
   Her lips


Place various tattoo designs here and there and everywhere of hearts,


roses and what else on her body.

La viva! Najib will be sleepless for many a night maneuvering the tattoos!

Wednesday, July 6, 2016

OF FETISH, ROSMAH IS NO IMELDA


Imelda, a former beauty queen was a shoe fetish, Rosmah is handbag (with diamonds) fetish.








Tuesday, July 5, 2016

NEW ZEALAND AT TAIPING LAKE GARDENS


A view of scenic Taiping Lake Gardens. To the left of the road is located a playground.

At the southern edge of the Taiping Lake Gardens is found a playground laid out in 1961 ie. more than 50 years ago by the 2nd Batalion, New Zealand Regiment.

 

The two concrete slides built the Regiment are still in good use but lack a paint job though.

In the background are new play structures added in by the municipal.