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Thursday, March 31, 2016

FROM CAYMAN ISLANDS TO MALDIVES



N:  Is Maldives for sale?
M:  No, one of the islands is.

N:  Is it large enough for a personal jet to land?
M:  Yes, a runway has to be built.

N:   No worry, I have the billions.
M:  Why Sir? You're PM of Malaysia.

N:  Things are getting too hot there. I don't think I will last much longer.
M:  It is safe here in the Indian Ocean away from anybody including IS.

N:  That is just what I want.
M:  We are ready when you're ready.

N: By the way, you take credit cards?
M: We prefer cash, USD that is.


SEA CUCUMBER - GIFT OF THE SEA


The Island of Mahsuri (Langkawi) is famous for gamat or ketipang used for traditional medicine.














Wednesday, March 30, 2016

JAPAN - WITHIN 50 YEARS, A WORLD POWER


The Meiji rule beginning 1868 saw the transformation of Japan and within 50 years became a world power that the west felt threatened that led to WWII.









Atomic bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Japan stopped to be a world power. Fifty years later Japan is back as a power the world has to reckon with.


Sunday, March 27, 2016

LEPAS PORTUGIS, SEPANYOL MEMPERKOSA ARKIPELAGO





Angkatan kapal Sepanyol yang belayar ke timur berpusat di Acapulco, Mexico.






Antara gabenor jeneral Sepanyol di Filipina.

Saturday, March 26, 2016

GUIDE TO FAIR WEATHER TRAVEL


In the tropics temperature is not a factor of much concern for travel. But heavy rain during the monsoons in Southeast Asia can cause inconvenience in certain months. For example:

K. Terengganu (east coast) - November, December
Kuching - January, February 
K. Kinabalu -  no peak (>500mm) rainy months


Tanah Rata - no peak rainy months but heavy rain can cause land slides
Padang - October, November, December



Singapore and Jakarta - no peak rainy months


Banjarmasin - no peak rainy months
Ambon - May, June, July, August


Manila - rainy in July, August and typhoons


Rangoon - June, July, August but dusty in December, January, February, March

Bangkok - no peak rainy months but dusty in December and January


Ho Chi Minh - no peak rainy months but dusty in January
Hanoi - no peak rainy months


In the temperate countries, the winters can be very cold and snowy.
Tashkent (Uzbekistan) and Konya (Turkey) - below 0 in January




Thursday, March 24, 2016

KJ MUST RESIGN


KJ is just like a grown-up boy monkeying around. He seeks cheap publicity - went through askar wataniah training, playacting as a fitness buff. With all this inconsequential things he failed to oversee what matters in the Ministry. 

Gone is RM100 million under KJ's very nose. He should be responsible and resign. What happened to the RM250 lembu condo case and the 2.6 billion in Najib's pocket he would ask. If they can get away with much bigger amounts then he has nothing to worry. The bangang Najib keeps all the bangangs around him for a purpose. But they will drown him into the drains.

He is ambitious. He is among the 4th floor boys in Putrajaya. He wants to be the youngest PM. He is against subsidies.

The UMNO Disciplinary committee found him corrupt but Dolah the sleepy head wanted him to be the Umno youth leader and not to be challenged.

Kementerian Belia and its minister has upped the rakyat's hatred towards UMNO. PRU14 is curtains for Barisan.

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

SASTRAWAN2 ULUNG INDONESIA


Sastera saling memupuk persamaan budaya keserumpunan dan mengeratkan perhubungan rakyat Indonesia-Malaysia. 

Antara sastrawan2 Indonesia terkenal awal 90an:













Tuesday, March 22, 2016

NAJIB LANUN MINYAK BUKAN BALAK


Aku bukan penyangak balak atau bauxite. Minyak.


 

Aku tidak pandang balak atau bauxite. Itu bak kata mainan celah gigi. Biar  orang2 bawah sapu. Balak, bila ditebang ada mata terbeliak. Bauxite berdebu mudah orang terhidu. Warnanya pula kemerahan senang nampak. 

What the fuck, aku Bugis berani mati,  mesti ganas, mesti melanun.

Sudah 40 tahun berpolitik mesti tahu selok belok halus untuk melenyapkan berbilion. 

Dari dulu aku tahu kekayaan minyak. Aku gadaikan minyak untuk buat pinjaman 42 bilion. TIA ditukar kapada 1MDB.








Monday, March 21, 2016

BIC MAMA IS NO MAE WEST



Mae West belongs to the west. Endless possibilities (to borrow Najib) of lifestyles there. Thus, Bic Mama's bag therapy or diamond therapy is nonhedonistic but fetish.