Thursday, March 31, 2016
FROM CAYMAN ISLANDS TO MALDIVES
N: Is Maldives for sale?
M: No, one of the islands is.
N: Is it large enough for a personal jet to land?
M: Yes, a runway has to be built.
N: No worry, I have the billions.
M: Why Sir? You're PM of Malaysia.
N: Things are getting too hot there. I don't think I will last much longer.
M: It is safe here in the Indian Ocean away from anybody including IS.
N: That is just what I want.
M: We are ready when you're ready.
N: By the way, you take credit cards?
M: We prefer cash, USD that is.