ENRICHING MALAY BASTARDS

… we still hear stories of chief executive officer of a government linked company (GLC) nonchalantly said he could not remember his remuneration package when asked by the Council of Eminent Persons (CEP).

It turns out that he was paid something like quarter a million ringgit a month and his annual package was in excess RM7 million.

He had since left the company and a new man was appointed to the post apparently with a more modest remuneration package but still unimaginably generous.

More recently the chairman of another GLC has had his contract cut short and his peers on the board recommended that he be paid compensation in excess of RM4 million.

This is in spite of him having amassed shares worth nearly RM140 million in companies belonging to the group he chaired, presumably through share option and other reward schemes.

His remuneration last year was in excess of RM5 million.

It is not at all surprising because almost all the board members are his peers. They have been on the board together like forever. One of them had been a board member for nearly 30 years.

(after AKJ The Scribe)

NURUL MERENGEK TAK MENENGGEK

Nurul ni boghotah. Pasal apo nak boghonti politik? Nak fulltime boghumah tanggo ko?

Mulut bosar kono tutup. Jangan poui Singapuro ikut caro abah jo. 

MERENGEK

... minta Azmin Ali “bertenang” selepas menteri hal ehwal ekonomi itu di Twitter menggelar Nurul Izzah Anwar “MERENGEK” kerana meletak jawatan dalam Jawatankuasa Kira-kira Wang Negara (PAC).

“Ada orang mahu memegang prinsip dan idea mereka. Ada yang mahu mempertahankan kedudukan mereka, walau apa pun. Jadi pertimbangkan perkara ini,” katanya kepada media di lobi Parlimen hari ini.

ORANG ASLI MASIH BOGEL

Asli Malaysia

Biduanda adalah suku orang asal Negeri Sembilan. Sesiapa dari perut suku Biduanda bermakna asal usul mereka adalah dari Orang Semang, Sakai atau Jakun.

Ada 11 lagi suku yang wujud di Negeri Sembilan. Kesebelas suku ini adalah suku pendatang. Suku  Tiga Nenek, Paya Kumboh, Sri Meleggang, Batu Belang, Sri Lemak, Anak Acheh, Batu Hampar ,  Mungkal, Anak Melaka, Tanah Datar dan Tiga Batu - semuanya berasal usul  keturunan dari   Tanah Seberang.

Di Negeri Sembilan hanya mereka yang lahir dari suku Biduanda - dari darah orang asli - yang boleh menjadi  Datuk Undang. Empat orang Datuk Undang ini - Jelebu, Rembau, Johol dan Sungai Ujung  - berhak untuk melantik Yang DiPertuan Besar. 

Babi guling ori

Asli Eropah

Asli Arab

(ubahsuai - gambar dan nukilan TT)

BOSSKU JELMAAN DAJJAL

(Chedet)
BUDAYA BARU

Aku curi. Apa nak malu.
Apatah lagi aku boss kamu.
Tak perlu kamu malu kerana boss kamu mencuri.
Sikit-sikit kamu juga boleh dapat duit yang dicuri.
Nak malu apa. Bossku.
Bangsaku tak perlu malu.
Curilah…
Lebih banyak yang dicuri lebih mulia.
Digelar kleptokrat adalah puji-pujian.
Ayuh bangsaku. Mari kita curi supaya boleh jadi boss.


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duit raja
bomoh puja
kau belanja 
seluruh dunia

kau tipu
kau sapu
tanpa sipu2
masuk saku

kau pencuri
tidak terperi
mana nak lari
akan digari

kau dajjal
kau sial
temui ajal
dalam jail

NOW ANYBODY CAN GET HIGH ON GANJA

SELANGOR DUN 

Bersatu lawmaker urged S'gor to cultivate ganja 

state has potential to become world's biggest ganja producer

You can get RM3,000 an acre, a year, for palm oil

ganja can bring in RM9 million a year per acre 

if Selangor can cultivate > 100 acres, we can be biggest producer 

ganja cultivation could be carried out in Kuala Selangor

Dangerous Drugs Act allows government to cultivate ganja for medical purpose

ganja cultivation should be accessible to certain parties only

Don't worry about the black market and so on

'tighten' system so there are no leakages 

Today I harvested and sold oil palm at RM290/ton. Some months ago I could get RM500/ton. If money is the only consideration than  let me interplant between the oil palm rows with ganja or ketum. To hell with social and other manifestations! Secretly I could puff the magic dragon hidden under the shade of the palm trees. If anybody ask me why, I would say to drive away mosquitoes and pacat.

HASLINA MASIH CUN, SHENZEN

Her Excellency Dato’ Haslina Binti Hamid

Her Excellency Dato’ Haslina Binti Abdul Hamid attending a function in Shenzen, China.

MACC and KSN should investigate into Her Excellency Dato’ Haslina Binti Abdul Hamid (the deputy KSU – Tourism)’s trip to Shenzen, China, on 17 January 2019, was sanctioned by MOTAC and who sponsored the trip.

(weechookeong)

DOG IN COMPANY OF CAVE DWELLERS (AL-KAHF)

13: We relate to you their story in truth: they were youths who believe in their Lord, an We advanced them in guidance.

17: You would have seen the sun, when it rose, declining to the right from the Cave, and when it set, turning away from them to the left, while they lay in the open space in the midst of the Cave. Such are among the Signs of Allah: he whom Allah guides  is rightly guided; but he whom Allah leaves to stray, - for him will you find no protector to lead him to the right Way.

18: You would have deemed them awake, whilst they were asleep, and We turned them on their right and on their left sides: their dog stretching forth his two fore-legs on the threshold: if you had come up on to them, you would have certainly turned back from them in flight, and you would have certainly have been filled with terror of them.

19: Such, We raised them up, that they might question each other. Said one them, "How long have you stayed?" They said, "We have stayed a day, or part of a day." They said, "Allah knows best how long you have stayed here … Now send you then one of you with this money of yours to the town: let him find out which is the best food and bring some to you, that satisfy your hunger therewith: and let him behave with care and courtesy, and let him not inform anyone about you.

22: Say there were three, the dog being the fourth among them: say they were five, the dog being the sixth, - doubtfully guessing at the unknown; say they were seven, the dog being the eight. Say you: "My Lord knows best their number: It is few that know their." Enter not, therefore, into controversies concerning them, except on a matter that is clear, nor consult any of them about the sleepers.

Surah 18 - Al-Kaff

KALINGGA BUAH PELIR ANJING KU

 lgbt ke 

Kalau macam ni gayanya, butuh pun patah! Nafsu anjing hitam kuat kata orang.


ANJINGKU

Bayangkan

hidup dalam hutan

jin jembalang

musuh

nampak dan tidak 

Kawan ku setia 

meredah hutan

hidu ular sawa

salak Pak Belang

ku tidur nyenyak

Anjing Ku

Tanah ku

kau buat tidak erti

janji atas janji

merompak menggondol

Melayu Cina khianat!

SEX LUARBIASA - BUAH PELIR ANJING

“Saya tidak pernah mengalami patah tulang seumur hidup saya. Anjing peliharaan saya melompat ke atas saya malam tadi,” kata Shafee kepada panel hakim Mahkamah Rayuan pagi ini sebelum memohon penangguhan. 

Pendengaran permohonan rayuan Najib Razak di Mahkamah Rayuan berhubung kes SRC International ditangguhkan pada Jumaat setelah peguamnya   Muhammad Shafee Abdullah berkata, tangan kirinya patah selepas bermain dengan anjing peliharaannya malam tadi. 

Ada satu cerita. Pembedahan buah pelir mudah sekarang. Kes pertama pembedahan berlaku beberapa tahun dulu. Buah pelir kiri Mat Loya pecah kerana sex luarbiasa. Dia dikejarkan kehospital untuk pembedahan. Buah pelir nya tidak boleh digunakan langsung. 

Pakar panik kerana penderma buah pelir tidak datang2. Ternampak anjing jantan putih sihat dikawasan hospital. Anjing ditangkap dan buah pelirnya dikeluarkan. Buah pelirnya digunakan untuk ganti buah pelir Mat Loya yang pecah. Eureka, berjaya. Selepas sebulan Mat Loya jumpa pakar semula. 

Pakar: Semua ok ke?

Mat Loya: Sangat bagus. Tapi isteri tak tahan kerana  ancok doggie saya buas.

P:  Gunalah cara lain pulak. Ada apa lagi?

ML: Ya, bila kencing saya angkat kaki kiri.

SHE IS NOT AFRAID OF ANWAR

But beware the power of ba(e)ngcock!

Unafraid(?) very obedient wife, a gift of God.

Pussy power is proportional to kemutan.

He can dance, prance, rant, and romp! Who's afraid of a jovial fella?

She is not afraid but Anwar of her!

REMEMBER DHU AL-NUN (YUNUS)

Dhu al-Nun, "the man of the Fish or the Whale", is the title of Nabi Yunus (Jonah) because he was swallowed by a large fish or whale. He was the prophet raised to warn the Assyrian capital Niveneh. When his first warning was unheeded by his people, he denounced Allah's wrath on them. They repented and Allah forgave them for the time being. 

Yunus, meanwhile, departed in wrath, discouraged at the apparent failure of his mission. He should have remained in the most discouraging circumstances, and relied on the power of Allah; for Allah had power both over Niveneh and over the Messenger He had sent to Niveneh. 

He went away to the sea and took a ship, but apparently the sailors threw him out as a man of bad omen in a storm. He was swallowed by a big Fish (or Whale), and in the depth of the darkness, he cried out to Allah and confessed his weakness. 

The "darkness" may be interpreted both physically and spiritually; physical, as the darkness of the night and the storm and the Fish's body; spiritually, as the darkness in his soul, his extreme distress in the situation which he had brought on himself. 

Allah Most Gracious forgave him. He was cast out ashore, he was given the shelter of a plant in his state of physical and mental lassitude. He was refreshed and strengthened, and the work of his mission prospered. Thus he overcame all his disappointment by repentance and Faith, and Allah accepted him.

And remember Dhu al-Nun, when he departed in wrath: he imagined that We had no power over him! But he cried through the depths of darkness. "There is no god but You: glory to You; I was indeed wrong!" So We listened to him: and delivered him from distress: and thus do We deliver those who have faith.

(Surah 21, verse 87)

SPRM MASIH BUTUH NASHARUDIN?

Nasharudin dalam Lembaga Penasihat SPRM. Apa sudah jadi? Bodoh punya cerita. Dulu berkobar2 nak jalankan tugas sebaiknya. Siapa letakan orang seperti Pak Lebai ini dalam SPRM? Kalau Adam Baki eloklah dia berundur.

Menurut sumber, lima akaun bank itu dikaitkan dengan bekas Timbalan Presiden PAS Tuan Haji  Nasharudin Mat Isa. Akaun-akaun bank itu termasuk akaun peribadinya serta akaun empat milik empat yayasan antaranya Yayasan Gerakan Kesederhanaan Global (GMMF).

Tuan Haji Nasharudin menerajui GMFF sejak 2015 sehingga yayasan yang diasaskan bekas perdana menteri Najib Razak itu ditutup selepas Barisan Nasional (BN) kalah pilihan raya.

Nasharudin adalah pemimpin PAS yang pertama dipanggil memberikan keterangan oleh SPRM pada 8 Februari lalu.

NAZRI KENA SUMPAHAN TOK SEMANGGUL

ANAK 

TERLIBAT 

KES BUNUH

Berkenaan kedudukan Setiausaha Agung BN Nazri Aziz, Mohamad berkata pelantikannya sebelum ini terbatal kerana tidak mendapat konsensus parti komponen.

BMW BIG BIKE KE SHURGA

Ketua Pemuda PAS Muhammad Khalil Hadi yang juga anak Presiden Abdul Hadi Awang selesai memberi keterangan kepada SPRM berhubung kes dana RM90 juta semalam. – Gambar fail The Malaysian Insight, 7 Mac, 2019.

Ketua Pemuda PAS   Tuan Haji Muhammad Khalil Abdul Hadi dirakam kenyataan berhubung pemilikan motosikal berkuasa tinggi jenis BMW.

Motosikal itu disyaki dibeli menggunakan wang daripada dana RM90 juta tersebut, kata sumber SPRM yang menyiasat Khalil di ibu pejabat agensi itu di Putrajaya.

Adun Batu Buruk itu tidak memberikan sebarang dokumen berhubung motosikal mewah itu dan mendakwa ia milik Setiausaha Pemuda PAS  Tuan Haji Afnan Hamimi Taib Azamudden.

PART 3 - END OF SLAVERY IN PERAK

Council Minutes, Perak, 9th Oct 1882

Present:

Regent

Resident

Acting Asst Resident (Capt Walker)

Raja Dris

Temenggong

Dato' Raja Mahkota

Kadzi

Capt Ah Kwee

Capt Ah Yam

3. The Resident lays before the H.H. Regent in Council a copy of Parliamentary paper on 'Slavery in the Protected Malay States'.

4. The Resident then lays upon the table and (at the request of the Regent) reads the essay on 'Slavery and Slave-indebtness', by Mr. W. E. Maxwell, lately Asst Resident, Perak, together with that officer's proposals for the abolition of the institution within three years.

6. The proposals of Mr. Maxwell and those submitted at previous meetings by various members were then fully discussed.

9. H.H. Regent and the other members concurred. The following resolutions were then formulated:

(i) On the 31st day of December, 1883, slavery and bond-indebtedness shall entirely cease and be absolutely abolished in the State of Perak, and all claims arising out of either condition shall be understood to have lapsed and to be irrecoverable.

(ii) The masters of the slave-debtors and slaves shall until the date fixed for the final abolition of slavery retain their rights to the services of their dependents except as hereinafter provided.

(iii) No owner of a slave or creditor of a male bond-slave-debtor shall be entitled to value his services for compensation under these regulations at more than $30, nor shall any Court to which appeal may be made have power to award a larger sum.

(iv) No female slave of bond-slave-debtor shall be valued for the purposes of this regulation at a price exceeding $60.

(v) Every slave or bondsman shall employ his time in his master's service  and shall obey his master's orders (until entitled to manumission) in any legitimate employment. The value of such service, if continued until 31 st December, 1883, shall be fixed at half the amount settled at the total compensation to be made to the master in each case, or proportionately for shorter periods.

(vi) At the date assigned for the complete abolition of slvery - viz., 31st December, 1883 - the Government will pay to the master of the dependent as a free grant the amount necessary to complete the full compensation agreed upon or adjudged to be the value of the slave.

(vii) Any slave or debtor refusing or neglecting to obey the lawful orders of his master during the period preceding manumission may be taken to the nearest Court of competent jurisdiction, which after enquiry may direct the slave or bondsman to be employed on the public works of the State, and the wages earned by him (excepting so much as may be necessary for his maintenance) shall be paid to the master towards the half-compensation to which he is entitled under these regulations.

(viii) It shall be lawful for the slave or bond-ebtor, in order to enable himself to secure immediate freedom, to borrow at any time from the Government the whole amount of compensation adjudged or agreed to be paid in his case, on condition of his labouring on the public works of the State until he has repaid by deductions from his wages the proportion of his value payable to his master.

(ix) Female slaves and debtors will be entitled in like manner to a remission of half of the amount adjudged or agreed upon as full compensation in consideration of their continued good service with their masters during the interval between the passing of this order and the complete abolition of slavery. At the expiry of that period the remaining of the full compensation allowed will be paid to their masters as a free grant by the Government.

(x) The Chief Court in each district of the State shall have authority to decide all disputed cases as to the condition of individuals and to award the amount of compensation. The decision of the Court must be reported monthly to the Government and will be subject to revision or reversal by H.H. the Regent in Council.

The preceding resolutions are then carefully read over in Council and are unanimously agreed to.

NOW EVERYBODY CAN F IN FLYING CAR

The menteri has an unbelievable project of cheap flying cars to be out soon. 

SHAHIDAN MASIH MENONOK

Kuasa itu seolah ketagih candu membawa mudarat. 

Bila orang berpangkat tiba2 hilang kuasa mulalah menggila-mengganas untuk mengisi kekosongan jiwa yang tidak pernah dialami selama ini. Mereka tidak percaya pangkat boleh hilang sekelip mata. 

Bila berkuasa mudah terpengaruh buat sesuka hati. Dalam keghairahan duniawi sering kita lupa Allah maha berkuasa. 

Beware the ides of March!

Mahkamah Sesyen II Kangar menetapkan 18 dan 19 Mac ini untuk mendengar sebutan semula kes Anggota Parlimen Arau Tuan Haji  Shahidan  Kassim yang didakwa mencabul seorang remaja perempuan bawah umur, tahun lepas.

Hakim Mahkamah Sesyen II Kangar, Ainul Shahrin Mohamad menetapkan tarikh itu selepas tertuduh  hadir untuk mendengar pengurusan kes itu hari ini.

(gambar: tt)

WHO KILLED THE GOVERNMENT SERVICE?

The answer is obvious, the Malay style of working smart, the Pengarah always not in the office, over delegation, and the lower rank staff face the music.

OF FLYING KITES AND CARS

Go and fly kites. The voters had damned Pakatan Harapan at Semenyih. PH dreamed of flying cars and cheaply too! The minister is a dungu equivalent of Ahmad Maslan. PH deserves the beating. 



The Semenyih PH candidate is on the border of being a liar, a faker. He claimed to have a PhD that has yet to be completed. Then he is no PhD material. Melayu suka gempaq! 

Muhyiddin had to cover Aiman's ability or lack of ability but in a childish manner. The former belongs to the old guard and still looking for the Wow factor. It was during his tenure as Minister of Agriculture that the lembu-kondo fiasco happened. If he approved the project then he has to be responsible. He is not talking.

Then that Mazslee fellow is a reject of UIA. He wants to redeem himself by getting into politics. He is no minister material. His statements reveal his (lack of) grey matter. Had he undergone the real PhD mill. Mahathir was talking about bringing in Japanese universities but he wants a Muhammadiah  campus here. 

That Marzuki initially claimed to be of Cambridge material but caught lying between his teeth. Another PH fallout. How about Guan Eng claim that he is a qualified accountant? If that is not so that may be forgiven for he has foresight as MoF.

What is Gobind trying to prove? He was acting like the Culture and Sports Minister to televise  the World Cup supposedly paid for by the private sector! Stick to your portfolio as Multimedia and Communication minister and do the right thing just being appointed as minister. Forget about the glamour.

The PBBM Perak Menteri Besar is another Melayu gempaq initially claiming to have a degree. Be truthful and do not mislead the voters and rakyat.

Was Anwar a factor for the downslide at Semenyih? His chameleonic antics as PM-in-waiting has created disunity and distrust amongst the PH components. People will remember how he parachuted into Port Dickson and displaced the MP. His track record blatantly shows that he is not PM material. He is a bygone case.

Poor Mahathir for the overload of dungus around him. He has to cover for them. The country's progress being jeopardised and the opposition will capitalise on this. All in all he has to swallow his words. He used to say that ministers in the former government were half-past sixes!