FROM CAYMAN ISLANDS TO MALDIVES

N:  Is Maldives for sale?
M:  No, one of the islands is.

N:  Is it large enough for a personal jet to land?
M:  Yes, a runway has to be built.

N:   No worry, I have the billions.
M:  Why Sir? You're PM of Malaysia.

N:  Things are getting too hot there. I don't think I will last much longer.
M:  It is safe here in the Indian Ocean away from anybody including IS.

N:  That is just what I want.
M:  We are ready when you're ready.

N: By the way, you take credit cards?
M: We prefer cash, USD that is.